B'More Funky

Hey guys - do we still like B'More Booty Funk? Of course we do - its been cool since Stan Bell was playing The Perculator in 1990 and its cool now. There have been so many neato remixes popping up over the last 12 months or so i just had to get a hand on some and do this damn thang. This set is way more straight forward than my usual mixes and it is 100% dance floor. Its also rather adult-ish (its no DJ Sluggo, but....). Clocks in at a sweaty 35 minutes or so. Enjoy!

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1. James Brown - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (Dj Eli re-dit)
2. Bonde de Role - gasolina (buraka som sistema dub remix)
3. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (Mac 3000 Video Remix)
4. Pete Rock & CL Smooth - T.R.O.Y. (DJ Dusty Remix) R.I.P. K-Swift
5. Spank Rock - Put That Pussy On Me (DIplo Tonight remix)
6. Suzanne Vega - Toms Diner (Tittsworth remix)
7. Cajmere - Its Time For The Perculator
8. Harry Belafonte - Jump In Line (Shake Shake Senora) (John Bourke Bmore Mix)
9. Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (Titsworth remix)
10. Spank Rock - Lyndsay Lohan's Revenge
11. Tittsworth - Nappy Headed Hoes

Back up in this....

Well, well....it's been a minute since you came here and read a true post, eh? Yes I admit the blogosphere has been hurting in my absence - but at least I saw fit to post up some cartoons and pics, right?
Well, it certainly hasn't been boring. Tigers season alone and the Coach Cal incident rocked my world - as evidenced in my past few posts - and I would have blogged about it, but it seemed wherever I went, and I mean WHEREVER I went, its all anyone could talk about. I wonder what the last time something so affecting happened here in Mempho. Whether you think its bad or stupid or whatever that people care so much about basketball around here, we do. Black, white, young, old, rich, poor - it is amazing the effect that these Tigers have on my community. Oh, and if you care about my 2 cents worth on Josh Pastner, I will say this: I am very hopeful for this guy. If Cal had to have him and he is indeed the ace recruiter they say, he already has an ace in the hole. With a decent batch of players and the right assistant or two, this guy could do a lotta good in C-USA. And, should he turn out okay, he will be a Memphis hero, shaped before our eyes. If he sucks, well, at least he will do so with a decent roster and an excuse. Its not like he can pull any power moves on us against our will...but I think we gon' be aight.
What else to report? Lots of truck wrapping going on - the rappers seem to be coming back out from the shadows...we hadn't seen them much in the last year or so, as cheaper (crappier) competition began springing up all over the place. But in recent days I have been graced by both Criminal Manne (pronounced Mayne for all you squares) and The Don Davinci (though I think he is just professionally creepy - I never saw any evidence that he actually raps!?)...
Last week I got a great dj gig from the Memphis Grizz for the Grand Opening of the Boys and Girls Club in what we call Nutbush - the area north of Summer & Highland. I have always wondered why they call it that...its not the Nutbush Tina Turner sang about, right?! Anyway, the gig was entertaining the youth while the grownups cut ribbons and did their thing.
DJ'ing for kids is tricky. They don't have the longest memories or attention spans, and they can be quite fickle. Plus, who the hell understands them or what they like?! The stuff i was into in 6th grade was retarded!!

But i did my homework and researched the top tracks on the pop and rap charts around here...having done the Grizz / kids dj thing a few times before, I was pretty well aware of their speed and taste - but some things never cease to amaze.
When you were in jr. high, did you know any dance routines? I don't mean like a cheer or The Kid n Play - I mean involved, hardcore, step by step dances? Well these kids are NOT playing. they are poppin, lockin, droppin it, bouncin it, flauntin it, and pushin it thees way and that. It is insane!

They do the birdwalk, the Cupid shuffle, they turn their swag on, and the stanky leg.....OH, the stanky leg. I could have put it on loop....Sunday I dj'd the Grizz's ticketholder appreciation perty at Putt Putt and got hit up for it 4 times. Thankfully my contact at the organization put down the "No Stanky Leg" mandate of just once.

My favorite was this one, where they let the kids have a showout on the dancefloor. The little girl in the center obviously rocked the joint - she was rockin, fuzzy boots and all. The little girl to her right was going off, too, though a little young to rule the floor just yet. But the one to watch is the little boy on the left. His Bill Cosby-ish shuffle (wiuth a dash of Chunk's Truffle Shuffle from Goonies) combined with his compulsion to fall to the ground and spin, made for the hilight of my evening.

Keep playing trivia for our tournament, but damn it gets frustrating...can you put these films in order? Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Encino Man, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, & Heathers?! Seriously, we lost it all on that one...
Anyway, I guess thats it fer now....getting tired - and we do like to get our crash on round hyah:

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